Or perhaps he realizes that particular item would be useless to me? (But it’s also probably true)
August 27th, 2011
Now please stop looking at me like that, get dressed, and go to work.
August 24th, 2011
Unrelated: I am lazy about updating and I don’t deserve love.
August 22nd, 2011
It may also be the cause of my not updating in months…
June 24th, 2011
If I wasn’t able to stifle my internal jaded asshole most of the time, I would have no friends.
June 24th, 2011
I don’t drive, which explains why I was single for so long.
April 5th, 2011
So, marriage?
April 2nd, 2011
Here’s to you.
March 30th, 2011
Or whatever.
March 27th, 2011
Go with your strengths.
March 25th, 2011