Archive for December, 2008

I would have given you a courtesy call, had I wanted to admit where I was.

Wednesday, December 31st, 2008

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I will take a soggy closet over crippling agony any day.

Monday, December 29th, 2008

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I immediately looked into adult tricycles…and they are totally awesome.

Friday, December 26th, 2008

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His mom told me this story and I laughed and laughed. Then I laughed. Then a few days later I laughed some more.

Thursday, December 25th, 2008

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If I have ever considered you my boyfriend, you should just assume you are a fantastic kisser.

Wednesday, December 24th, 2008

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and I can make my breasts as big as I want!

Monday, December 22nd, 2008

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I am hoping that I am under the correct impression that he was talking about my oral piercings, but still….

Monday, December 22nd, 2008

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But crying in the shower is normal, right?

Saturday, December 20th, 2008

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Maybe she’s looking to slum it.

Thursday, December 18th, 2008

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Because I needed more to be self-conscious about.

Tuesday, December 16th, 2008

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