see you in hell.
Friday, July 31st, 2009
Archive for July, 2009
and nobody wins.
Wednesday, July 29th, 2009
perhaps 99% of the population is an acquired taste.
Monday, July 27th, 2009
perhaps I shouldn’t question my proven method.
Saturday, July 25th, 2009
you’ll be forgiven if you fast forward to a time when I am getting laid a lot more.
Thursday, July 23rd, 2009
and then he requested that I start dating a huge man, because the image of him in my icebox sized shower would amuse him.
Tuesday, July 21st, 2009
and in return for the rights to them, i will keep you up to your neck in new facebook photos.
Sunday, July 19th, 2009
at least i assumed it was hypothetical…i never actually checked seenshellynude.com or inailedshelly.blogspot.com
Friday, July 17th, 2009
Congratulations. Up until this point, one person had held the Monopoly on saying things that made me cringe after sex. (you know who you are)
Tuesday, July 14th, 2009
aw, yeah.
Sunday, July 12th, 2009